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Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks
4+ hour, 43+ min ago (243+ words) ITASCA, IL'In what researchers are hailing as an incredible breakthrough in the understanding of early childhood development, a study published Friday by the American Academy of Pediatrics concluded that most infants can respond to the rustling of a potato chip…...
Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman
1+ week, 1+ day ago (300+ words) PASADENA, CA'In what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study Thursday revealing that up to 93% of American baby boomers were fathered by a single virile…...
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (275+ words) WASHINGTON'In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car could "help babies sweat out toxins." "Roll up the windows, park in…...
RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin
1+ mon, 3+ week ago (342+ words) WASHINGTON'In a firm dismissal of decades of scientific research and real-world data on the organ's benefits and safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. publicly questioned the efficacy of skin Wednesday while testifying before Congress. "Everything we know…...
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
3+ mon, 2+ day ago (232+ words) READING, PA'Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn't even Jesus Christ, the Son of God.There's not a fucking chance this useless goddamn baby…...
Doula Asks To Keep Baby
5+ mon, 7+ hour ago (281+ words) SEATTLE'After guiding her client through a grueling 12-hour natural home birth, local doula Raquel Parker reportedly asked mother Melanie Kendrick on Monday if she could keep the baby. "Oooh, you guys mind if I take this?" said Parker, adding that…...
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron
6+ mon, 2+ day ago (297+ words) TUCSON, AZ'In a move that has earned praise from women's rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled a dedicated space Friday for lactating mothers to discreetly pump iron in the office. "It's essential that employers provide a private, functional…...
Couple Welcomes Baby Born From 31-Year-Old Embryo
7+ mon, 2+ week ago (111+ words) Friday, August 8, 2025 An Ohio couple gave birth to a baby developed from an embryo that had been frozen for more than 30 years, which appears to be the longest storage time before a birth. What do you think? "It's so pathetic…...
Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There
8+ mon, 5+ day ago (286+ words) GENEVA'Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled a handheld mirror Tuesday for easily checking to see if there's a baby up there.Receive fast and precise results almost instantly…...
Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There
9+ mon, 1+ week ago (248+ words) BURLINGTON, VT'Receiving encouragement from her ob-gyn as she struggled amid the throes of childbirth, area woman Jill Henderson was assured while giving birth Tuesday that everything was looking gross down there.You're doing great, and your cervix is every bit…...